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pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

No but it works I tried it (I even have pictures)

But yeah please throw that bar on the ground and keep it down pls

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

Fantastic

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whitepeoplestealingculture:

fallen-inspiration:

theholyfoot:

If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.
If you want to help people from north korea go here.
If you want to help stop child labor go here
If you want to help people escape from their current situation go here
If you want to help refugees reunite with their families go here

If you want to permanently help the people who are still living in inhumane conditions all over the globe, that grow up experiencing war, violence and discrimination, be political! Go vote, write articles, educate every single person you meet, never shut your mouth, make people aware of the fact that we are still far away from global equality, freedom and peace.  

Please do not remove this caption, if you repost, link back to this post.

This is important.

This is incredibly important but PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO LIBERTY IN NORTH KOREA THEY SPEND A VERY LARGE PORTION OF THEIR MONEY ON THEMSELVES AND NOT ACTUALLY EFFECTIVELY HELPING NORTH KOREANS.

If you want to help North Koreans please go here.

sixpenceee:

"The Angel Numbers" refers to numbers you might see around in a daily basis that might mean something more. It’s a belief in spirituality  & numerology that they can convey something about your life. You might see these numbers on billboards, or a digital watch or on objects. For example 1:11 on the clock represents 111. These are the repeating numbers & their meanings. 

  • 111: It represents progress in your life. You are thinking thoughts that are fresh, new & healthy
  • 222: This represents support. If you are working on a project, or a relationship, and you see this number, it means to keep going and it’ll lead you to the right places
  • 333: It’s a reminder that you are loved and that there are beings around you to support you and love you every step of the way
  • 444: It means that a recent decision or thought you made was the correct one
  • 555: A major change is headed your way. Don’t be afraid of it. Accept it. 
  • 666: Your thoughts are out of balance, and you are focusing too much on the negative
  • 777: Something amazing is about to happen. It’s a positive sign and you have definitly learned something.
  • 888: A phase of your life is about to end. It also means to make your move and don’t wait for it, go for it. 
  • 999: This represents completion. You’ve definitly learned something that will help you. For example, It could be after a bad break up, when you finally learned to let go and move on. 

More Numbers & Their Meanings

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